Beat The House

A Wednesday Game of Nerve

Every great card game begins the same way:
A table.
A deck.
And the quiet belief that tonight, luck might sit on your side.

Every Wednesday, CrowdedHouse transforms Level 5 into a high-stakes table. No chips. No buy-in. Just good food, strong drinks, and a single hand dealt by fate itself.

Welcome to Beat The House.

Order freely from our à la carte menu. Settle in with friends, up to eight players at the table. Laugh loudly. Bluff shamelessly. Then, when the bill arrives, the House will deal one final card.

If you draw an Ace or a King, the House folds.

Your entire bill - food, drinks, the lot - is wiped clean. On the house.
No split pots. No small wins. A full-table victory.

Every Wednesday | all day | Level 5
Book under “Beat The House.”

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Launch Night: Wednesday 28 January

To celebrate the launch of Beat The House, we’re raising the stakes for one night only.

Begin the evening with a complimentary Dutch Barn cocktail 'The House Mule', featuring Lazy Donkey Vodka on arrival, a little luck to start the game.

Then, dine, drink, and play on as usual.
When the night draws to a close, the House deals one final card.

Draw your fate:

• Ace or King — Your entire bill is on the house
• Queen — After-dinner nightcap on the house (signature cocktail)
• Joker — A round of shots on the house
• Diamond — 20% off your next à la carte visit

Plus, expect game-play cocktails and special dishes designed to keep the table lively.

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Book under “Beat The House.”

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